More Tales From the Internet

Sometimes one finds things on the internet that one cannot help but at least mention.  These are some of those things.

First, I saw this on imdb.

Now, I don't want to go pointing fingers, but it seems as though maybe....maybe....they meant THIS Steve Mcqueen:

But I clicked on his name, and.....

I guess it's just hard to tell he's black since the photo is in black and white, and he looks so...y'know...white.

But anyway, imdb is rarely my go-to for humorous goin's on.  Most of the time, I'm entertained by the way Yahoo news phrases things.  Let's take a look, shall we?

Rick Perry's Texas.  Yes, he owns Texas now.  And he's trying to put guns in your neighborhood.

Let's hear it for things you see both on Yahoo news and a serial killer's to-do list!  "Note to self: get Aniston's flat abs, put in jar next to bed."

"No!  Please!  Don't fine me in animals!"  "It's too late, Raoul....you've disgraced the name of our sport, and now we're going to "put salmon in a strange place," if you get our drift."

Oh yeah, she's still a bad girl.  Just wait, soon she'll start adopting African terrorists.

I want to die.