Spending Time On The Internet

The game ads on Facebook came back in force.  I think they knew I was writing about them.

I wonder if these girls know the ones from Batheo?  And what is the "Naked Truth?"  Why is it important that it's Merlin?  Does...does this game have depictions of naked Merlin?

And here are some other things that were on the internet today.

First, again on Facebook, there was this.

This ad makes me deeply, deeply afraid.  It seems to be saying that if I ever dare even think about playing another game, I will be burned crispier than an old lady with warts in 1690 in New England.  And don't even try to tell me that's the Human Torch.  The Human Torch enjoys being on fire.  That person is not enjoying it at all.  Either that or he likes it too much.

Apparently 4,597 people want to take food advice from someone named Dr. Klaw.  This seems counter intuitive.  Maybe I'm wrong, though.  Maybe super villains really know their shit when it comes to making delicious foodstuffs.  In fact, maybe that's what all inter-villain-hero conflicts are actually about.  Making food.  The struggle of baking.

But I digress.

I also got a wall post which I'm pretty sure was spam.

Now let's just assume, for a second, that this isn't spam.  What video of Kim Kardashian in a bathing suit would make me lose all respect for her, when this is the woman who became famous from a sex tape?  What the hell could she possibly be doing?  I almost want to click it now.  I feel like the risk of it being a virus is almost equal to the complete horrifying depravity of whatever it might be were it an actual video.

Finally, I wish to share some joy.  I was a bit depressed the other day about this and that, but when I logged onto yahoo mail I cheered up immediately because of this:

"I may have my problems," I thought, "but at least my first picture on this earth didn't make me look like I'd just had an eggbeater shoved up my ass."

The moral of the story is that life is interesting, life is always an adventure, and there are always things on the internet which are interesting, as witnessed by what I saw when I logged into my email.

I hugely enjoy the juxtaposition.

Life is a banquet.